"I never question a woman's shoe choices." He had size 14 Jimmy Choo-like shoes with a purple bow to prove it. Now, if he could ever find the woman to deliver it to.

"I can use a special material for shock absorption on the soles." He paused at having to measure the inside of her leg. "Could you hold this end for however snug you want it?"

He was so not cut out for being a tailor.